April 2012
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December 2011
2 posts
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“I’m so messed up right now. I feel like I’m on crack.”
– My Roommate Jill
November 2011
4 posts
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“Cut my balls off, like a baby. Swallow sadness, like a baby.”
– My Roommate Jill
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“Drink bitches, I just wrote a sentence.”
– My Roommate Jill, studying
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“Somebody play with me!”
– My Roommate Jill
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October 2011
16 posts
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“I don’t have enough balls.”
– My Roommate Jill
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“Gingers can’t speak in public without permission.”
– My Roommate Jill
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“I don’t want to touch the snake!”
– My Roommate Jill
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“You’ll get married. Someday…….”
– My Roommate Jill
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“That’s a sign of poverty when you have an AB lounge.”
– My Roommate Jill
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September 2011
30 posts
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“My body is worth a million dollars.”
– My Roommate Jill
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WatchJill likes to dance…
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“My hair is dangerously close to nipple length.”
– My Roommate Jill
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Roommate Problem #123
roommate-problems:
Your roommate listens to her computer with her headphones in, but insists on laughing at everything she’s watching.
Story of Jill’s life.
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“There’s something really freaky about two blonde people together. They...”
– My Roommate Jill
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“I still want you to want to watch Veronica Mars.”
– My Roommate Jill
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“She is somebody that doesn’t open doors. Therefore she is a horrible...”
– My Roommate Jill
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“Um, I am bringing back my own personal brita again because I consume water like...”
– My Roommate Jill
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“Jose Cuervo wants me to throw up!”
– My Roommate Jill
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“Being me is so hard.”
– My Roommate Jill
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“This is the first time I’ve gotten your bed wet all year!”
– My Roommate Jill
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“Is there such a thing as too many nuts?”
– My Roommate Jill
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“I’m so hot, I can’t function.”
– My Roommate Jill
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Jill Doesn't Know
You’re making a list. What are you doing with the list. Why are you writing that. No. I’m done. I’m quiet. WHERE ARE YOU WRITING THIS DOWN. - My Roommate Jill, panicking.
