"I’m so messed up right now. I feel like I’m on crack."
- My Roommate Jill
"Cut my balls off, like a baby. Swallow sadness, like a baby."
- My Roommate Jill
"Drink bitches, I just wrote a sentence."
- My Roommate Jill, studying
"I don’t have enough balls."
- My Roommate Jill
"Gingers can’t speak in public without permission."
- My Roommate Jill
"I don’t want to touch the snake!"
- My Roommate Jill
"You’ll get married. Someday……."
- My Roommate Jill